how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you
(Source: pressing, via perks-of-being-chinese)
“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
(Source: cokeflow, via perks-of-being-chinese)
step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world
"Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear or hate them. The second is that to love someone means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate."
Anonymous asked: how do you give a girl an orgasm?
i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep
There should be a warning before something like this hits a dash so you’re not drinking or something when you first see it.